Star Jones’ Wedding Vendors Demand a Refund

By Shawna Collier Fearing negative publicity, wedding vendors seek to distance themselves from Star and Al (New York) After hearing the news that Star Jones has filed for divorce from Al Reynolds, wedding vendors who donated thousands of dollars worth of free products and services are demanding financial compensation.   “Those wedding vows said ‘Til … Read more

New Law Makes Everyone White

By Craig Bates  Which one is white? All of them! (WASHINGTON D.C.) In a special session yesterday morning, the U.S. House of Representatives overwhelmingly approved the reclassification of just about everyone in the country to ‘white.’ Now, anyone with one drop of white blood is officially Caucasian. “We welcome all our new white brothers,” said an ebullient Rep. Tom … Read more

Magic Johnson Theaters To Feature Silent Movies

By Craig Bates Movies showing at Magic Johnson Theaters will no longer have audio. (LOS ANGELES) Magic Johnson Theaters across the nation are experimenting with a radical new approach to showing movies: Not playing the sound. While silent movies were all the rage in the 1920s, and made legends of actors like Charlie Chaplin, this … Read more

Dad Banned From Blessing Holiday Meals

By Shawna Collier Dexter Barber (with his granddaughter, Sha’Shay’Nay) needs to cut down the length of his prayers. (CHATTANOOGA) The Barber family has one word for patriarch Dexter Barber: Enough! The four other family members have decided that Dexter, 53, can no longer say the blessing during holidays because he takes too long. “We’re standing … Read more

Blacks Find True Love With Barack

By Bill Matthews Blacks fainted when Barack pointed to them last night. (JACKSONVILLE) Now that Blacks have found happiness with Barack Obama, they deny that they ever loved the Clintons. “I thought it was love, but I was so young then,” say Blacks. “When I compare my feelings then to how I feel now about … Read more

Black Woman’s Hair Touched One Too Many Times

By Shawna Collier Venitra Davies’ hairstyles have been the focus of co-workers’ unwelcomed curiosity. (NEW YORK) Venitra Davies, an African American attorney at Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, was escorted from her office building Monday after assaulting the firm’s new white office manager. According to New York City police office Tony De La Cruz, witnesses saw … Read more

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