Ailing NAACP Should Retire, Advocates Say
By Bill Matthews Advocates claim appointment of Ben Jealous as new NAACP president was a misunderstanding. (BALTIMORE) Now approaching 100, NAACP is showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease and should retire, say longtime friends. NAACP, which reaches the century mark in 2009, lost its teeth years ago and hasn’t had clear vision since the Kennedy administration. The … Read more
Viewers Can’t Wait to Ignore New Damon Wayans Sitcom
By Xavier Muhammad Starring in a new sitcom this fall, Damon Wayans will certainly not be funny. (LOS ANGELES) Upon hearing that Damon Wayans will be returning to TV this fall, an enthusiastic public eagerly anticipated not watching the new show. “I’ve been waiting to ignore a Damon Wayans show for six years now, ever … Read more
Hillary Clinton Applies For Food Stamps
By Bill Matthews Clinton needs public assistance for her campaign–and her dinner table. (NEW YORK) With her struggling presidential campaign millions of dollars in debt, Hillary Clinton revealed this morning that she has filed for public assistance. “This just shows how committed I am to the working class who can’t afford health care or food … Read more
Rolex’s New Watch Keeps CP Time
By Shawna Collier Flava Flav is the new face of CP Time (GENEVA, SWITZERLAND) The best minds in timekeeping have teamed with one of the best known clock-wearers to market a revolutionary new watch to African Americans, the Cellini Phoenix Time Piece. Known as CP Time, the watch allows wearers to show up late, but … Read more
