Samuel L. Jackson To Star In Every Movie Next Year
By Xavier Muhammad Jackson, as he appears in his portrayal of Tiger Woods (HOLLYWOOD) Samuel L. Jackson is the hardest working man in the movie business, and he will prove it next year when he stars in every movie released. Jackson told The Peoples News in an exclusive interview following a junket for his upcoming … Read more
McCain to Black Women: ‘I Care About Your Hair’
By Shawna Collier New ad campaign from Republican presidential candidate John McCain promotes tax credit for Black women. (ARLINGTON, VA) In recognition that his selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate is not enough to win the votes of all women, Republican presidential candidate John McCain has added a special component to his platform to appeal to … Read more
N-U-C-L-E-A-R Is Pronounced “New-clear”
NEWS IN BRIEF It’s unclear why she can’t pronounce ‘nuclear’ (WASILLA, AK) The National Association of Elementary School Teachers has issued a directive that the word ‘nuclear’ should not be pronounced “new-kyu-ler.” The issuance comes in the wake of perky Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s continued mispronunciation of the word. “Gosh golly darn it, … Read more
‘Ghetto Passes’ Too Pricey For Most
By Bill Matthews New policies allowed Justin Timberlake to buy back his ghetto pass instead of earning it. (BROWNSVILLE, NY) New restrictions on ghetto passes, which are no longer free, have forced many blacks to do the unthinkable: Buy one, or get out of their neighborhoods. But because of demand from foreign investors, celebrities and whites moving … Read more
