TPN‘s Trifling Country of the Week

Scotland No really…are you kidding me? That was a misprint right? Authorities in Scotland are setting free Abdelbeset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi because he’s dying of prostate cancer? The only person convicted of killing 270 people over Lockerbie, who set off a bomb on Pan Am Flight 103? That guy? Released after just EIGHT YEARS … Read more

It’s a Law: Everyone Must Carry a Gun

By Bill Matthews Thanks to this African American man, we now all have to carry weapons. (WASHINGTON D.C) Finally accepting that gun control is un-Constitutional, Congress convened a special session this morning to pass a measure requiring everyone to carry a gun at all times. After seeing a dozen people in Phoenix carrying guns during … Read more

TPN‘s Trifling Ex-Politico of the Week

Sarah Palin Death camps? What in the name of hyperbole have you been smoking, Mrs. P? I get that you’re trying to be the voice of those who think Ann Coulter is too liberal. But this is why you’re trifling: I want DEBATE over Obama’s healthcare plan. I want people in your position to tell … Read more

Stevie Wonder To Trim His Black Man’s Comb Over

By Craig Bates Stevie Wonder has sported his braids way too long (LOS ANGELES) Stevie Wonder may be a musical genius, but now he’s at last getting his hair together. After years of sporting a ‘dread over’–long braids attached to his ever receding hairline–Wonder has decided to admit he’s bald and chop his locks. “I’ve … Read more

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