Toyota

Remember the good ol’ days when only American cars sucked? You could count on a Toyota for reliability, for dependability, for the car to actually stop moving forward when you take your foot off the gas. Times change. Now they’re recalling thousands upon thousands of cars because the gas pedals stick–a slight problem when you’re not trying to kill other drivers. For your stellar impression of U.S. automakers circa 1967, I dub thee to be trifling.

–Xavier Muhammad

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