New Healthcare Fixes Include More Robitussin

Posted by thepeoplesnews on March 23, 2010 · 3 Comments 

By Bill Matthews Obama is expected to sign the bill into law (duhhh) (WASHINGTON D.C.) Now that the House of Representatives has passed healthcare reform legislation, the Senate will take up the issue to add fixes. Most of them will focus on including homespun remedies and the all-encompassing goodness of Robitussin. “There was some concern, … Read more

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TPN‘s Trifling Criminal of the Week

Posted by thepeoplesnews on March 19, 2010 · 2 Comments 

Marium Varinauskas Just so you know: Alcohol was involved. Ol’ Marium is a big drinker, it seems. His girlfriend called the cops to report his behavior, and when the female cop arrived, well, hijinks ensued. Now this happened in Scotland, so maybe they do things differently over there. But Marium’s next actions sound pretty bad, … Read more

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TPN‘s Trifling, Uh, Groomer of the Week

Posted by thepeoplesnews on March 12, 2010 · 6 Comments 

Megan Mariah Barnes Megan was arrested. For shaving. While driving. Her car. On the. Freeway. Her pubes. Shaving her pubes. Her pubes. Her pubes. Shaving. Her pubes. While driving. While driving. A car. On the freeway. Do I need to say she was arrested after she crashed into something? A truck. Rear-ended it? While she … Read more

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First On-stage Oscar Bitch Slap Occurs

Posted by thepeoplesnews on March 9, 2010 · 4 Comments 

By Bill Matthews Burkett, right, seconds before Williams lays down his historic right hand (HOLLYWOOD) Moments after Elinor Burkett pushed aside Oscar co-winner Roger Ross Williams so she could make her speech, an Academy Award first happened. Williams bitch-slapped Burkett. The moment was edited out on the 7-second delay by ABC so the 41 million … Read more

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TPN‘s Trifling People of the Week

Posted by thepeoplesnews on March 5, 2010 · 2 Comments 

David Paterson and friends I hope you can see your way to the door, Dave. Time for you to go. Yeah, that’s right. I made an easy, tasteless blind joke. Please take Charles Rangel with you. You know who else needs to hop on that triflingmobile out of town? The guy who talked trash to … Read more

Filed under African American, Humor, politics, Satire, Trifling Person of the Week

Congress Includes ‘Niggaz’ on Upcoming Census

Posted by thepeoplesnews on March 2, 2010 · 12 Comments 

By Xavier Muhammad For the 2010 U.S. Census, answer choices for the above question (click to enlarge photo) will include a new category (WASHINGTON, D.C.) Bowing to pressure from a multiracial coalition, the U.S. House of Representatives yesterday amended the 2010 census so that it includes a new category: Niggaz. “We feel that this will … Read more

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